February72013

More Lions.

This blog has died a thousand times (well, twice), and once again, I want to start it up! 
If anyone has any ideas of which I can kindly (brutally) borrow (steal without remorse) I would be super grateful and would credit you (with words)

Thanks,

N (LwJ)

June122012
Lion American Football Player 

Pros:
Large paws for catching.
Brings a whole new dimension to “Aggressive Blitz”.

Cons:
Pigskin may trigger lion’s natural bloodlust.
Would be wasted on any team that isn’t the Detroit Lions

Lion American Football Player 

Pros:

Large paws for catching.

Brings a whole new dimension to “Aggressive Blitz”.

Cons:

Pigskin may trigger lion’s natural bloodlust.

Would be wasted on any team that isn’t the Detroit Lions

8PM
June42012

Anonymous said: i would like to hear more about lion prostitutes....?

I am not a lion pimp.

Lion pimps, however…

2PM

tigerator said: i'm so sad that you stopped updating!

There is no need to be upset.

2PM
JAZZ LION:
Advantages:
Powerful, low octave roar.
Disregard racial barriers and sings for all mammals.

Disadvantages:
Can’t sing in English - Limited to scat singing.
Almost certainly unable to play double bass without eating people.

JAZZ LION:

Advantages:

Powerful, low octave roar.

Disregard racial barriers and sings for all mammals.

Disadvantages:

Can’t sing in English - Limited to scat singing.

Almost certainly unable to play double bass without eating people.

August82011
Hair Stylist Lion -
Pros -
Intricate knowledge of grooming
Paws have an inbuilt comb.
Cons -
Sees own reflection as a threat
Paws unable to wield scissors.

Hair Stylist Lion -

Pros -

Intricate knowledge of grooming

Paws have an inbuilt comb.

Cons -

Sees own reflection as a threat

Paws unable to wield scissors.

June302011

Anonymous said: serious but perosnal questin.. straight or gay? :)

Stray.

8PM

meganhannaman said: Can Lions cook?

Let’s find out!

April122011
Daycare Lion
Pros -
Fluffy, child friendly coating.
Can be fitted with a saddle, used as transportation.
Cons -
Sharp claws are useless for finger painting.
Almost certainly will slaughter children.

Daycare Lion

Pros -

Fluffy, child friendly coating.

Can be fitted with a saddle, used as transportation.

Cons -

Sharp claws are useless for finger painting.

Almost certainly will slaughter children.

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