This blog has died a thousand times (well, twice), and once again, I want to start it up!
If anyone has any ideas of which I can kindly (brutally) borrow (steal without remorse) I would be super grateful and would credit you (with words)
Thanks,
N (LwJ)
Lion American Football Player
Pros:
Large paws for catching.
Brings a whole new dimension to “Aggressive Blitz”.
Cons:
Pigskin may trigger lion’s natural bloodlust.
Would be wasted on any team that isn’t the Detroit Lions
Anonymous asked: i would like to hear more about lion prostitutes....?
I am not a lion pimp.
Lion pimps, however…
JAZZ LION:
Advantages:
Powerful, low octave roar.
Disregard racial barriers and sings for all mammals.
Disadvantages:
Can’t sing in English - Limited to scat singing.
Almost certainly unable to play double bass without eating people.
Hair Stylist Lion -
Pros -
Intricate knowledge of grooming
Paws have an inbuilt comb.
Cons -
Sees own reflection as a threat
Paws unable to wield scissors.
Anonymous asked: serious but perosnal questin.. straight or gay? :)
Stray.
legalizemymustache asked: Can Lions cook?
Let’s find out!
Daycare Lion
Pros -
Fluffy, child friendly coating.
Can be fitted with a saddle, used as transportation.
Cons -
Sharp claws are useless for finger painting.
Almost certainly will slaughter children.
