Hair Stylist Lion -
Pros -
Intricate knowledge of grooming
Paws have an inbuilt comb.
Cons -
Sees own reflection as a threat
Paws unable to wield scissors.
August82011
June302011
Anonymous asked: serious but perosnal questin.. straight or gay? :)
Stray.
8PM
legalizemymustache asked: Can Lions cook?
Let’s find out!
April122011
Daycare Lion
Pros -
Fluffy, child friendly coating.
Can be fitted with a saddle, used as transportation.
Cons -
Sharp claws are useless for finger painting.
Almost certainly will slaughter children.
2PM
Anonymous asked: Do you believe Lions could work well with children?
I guess we’ll have to find out.
April112011
alfiebowen asked: when will there be more? what are your opinions on unemployed lions?
There will be more in time.
Unemployed lions make me sad. Come on, bro, be productive in society!
7PM
Lion Cop
Pros -
Intimidating as shit, crime rates would drop.
Doubles as pest control.
Cons -
Would require special made uniforms
Can lions even drive? I doubt it.
April22011
Lincoln Lion/Lawyer Lion
Pros -
Looks good in a suit
Never backs down.
Cons -
Difficult to control
Sees the judge as a threat.
April12011
Doctor Lion.
Pros -
Not afraid of making difficult decisions.
Not squeamish in the face of blood.
Cons -
Will eat nurses.
Sloppy handwriting.
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